how to flirt: tell a girl that you don’t, under any circumstances, want dogs to get addicted to heroin

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

mulders:

i want dana scully medical doctor md to kick my ass

"What kind of life can you have in a house without books?"
Sherman Alexie, Flight (via observando)

ODB should be in the next monsters inc, hiding under your bed

bout to go get some don don them i’m gonna read all night hmu

dirtyleavesfall:

pizza 

estufar:

actual headline from The New York Times in 1919

estufar:

actual headline from The New York Times in 1919

Storm coming? Hatchet coming.

humanoidhistory:

An island grows in the Pacific, photographed by Landsat 8 on August 21, 2014. (NASA)

humanoidhistory:

An island grows in the Pacific, photographed by Landsat 8 on August 21, 2014. (NASA)