how to flirt: tell a girl that you don’t, under any circumstances, want dogs to get addicted to heroin
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
i want dana scully medical doctor md to kick my ass
"What kind of life can you have in a house without books?"
Sherman Alexie, Flight (via observando)