You know why Escape from L.A. is the best movie ever? Let me tell you, girl;

• Crazy plastic surgeon Bruce Campbell
• Surfing Snake Plissken
• Steve Buscemi keeping his hat on the whole movie, even when hang-gliding
• Murder basketball
• Snake’s hair
• The bad dudes fucking up that super helicopter with a shitty piece of poorly tied rope
• The government just giving Snake a nuclear mini-sub without teaching him how to drive it
• Snake flying that helicopter while the whole thing is on fire
• Snake walking out of a fucking HELICOPTER EXPLOSION
• The President of the United States of America for life sentencing his own daughter to death because he is a creepy fucker
• “The name’s Plissken…”
• And then the greatest ending to a movie in the history of the world.

And that is why Escape from L.A. is the greatest movie ever made.