You know why Escape from L.A. is the best movie ever? Let me tell you, girl;
- Crazy plastic surgeon Bruce Campbell
- Surfing Snake Plissken
- Steve Buscemi keeping his hat on the whole movie, even when hang-gliding
- Murder basketball
- Snake’s hair
- The bad dudes fucking up that super helicopter with a shitty piece of poorly tied rope
- The government just giving Snake a nuclear mini-sub without teaching him how to drive it
- Snake flying that helicopter while the whole thing is on fire
- Snake walking out of a fucking HELICOPTER EXPLOSION
- The President of the United States of America for life sentencing his own daughter to death because he is a creepy fucker
- “The name’s Plissken…”
- And then the greatest ending to a movie in the history of the world.
And that is why Escape from L.A. is the greatest movie ever made.