Escape From LA (1996)

You know why Escape from L.A. is the best movie ever? Let me tell you, girl;

  • Crazy plastic surgeon Bruce Campbell
  • Surfing Snake Plissken
  • Steve Buscemi keeping his hat on the whole movie, even when hang-gliding
  • Murder basketball
  • Snake’s hair
  • The bad dudes fucking up that super helicopter with a shitty piece of poorly tied rope
  • The government just giving Snake a nuclear mini-sub without teaching him how to drive it
  • Snake flying that helicopter while the whole thing is on fire
  • Snake walking out of a fucking HELICOPTER EXPLOSION
  • The President of the United States of America for life sentencing his own daughter to death because he is a creepy fucker
  • “The name’s Plissken…”
  • And then the greatest ending to a movie in the history of the world.

And that is why Escape from L.A. is the greatest movie ever made.